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Ludwig the libertarian

A character featured in 5 comics.

How to act at the protest

Feb 18, 2010

BUCK: I want to go over how you Tea Partiers ACT at the protest.
LUDWIG: Sir, I don't CONTROL them. They're free to do or say what they want.
BUCK: CERTAINLY. I'm just talking about FOCUS. I'd hate to have too many messages MUDDLE things.
LUDWIG: Well, I can't promise that. We've got a LOT of problems with this government.
BUCK: (sigh) OK... I guess my real question is... how RACIST are these signs going to be?
LUDWIG: Oh, not too racist. A few Photoshopped PIMP HATS. That's it.
BUCK: GOOD, because I'd love it if we could keep it to just... fun, CARTOONISH racism.
LUDWIG: Oh, yes sir. No SWASTIKAS. Well... Bert's coming. Maybe ONE swastika.

On the way to the protest

Feb 25, 2010

BUCK: Carol, this is Ludwig, he's with the Tea Partiers. He'll be introing you at the protest.
CAROL: Thanks for your support.
LUDWIG: I support no one!
BUCK: So we'll open by calling Rep. Geminari an ATHEIST.
CAROL: Oh, will Deb be there?
LUDWIG: Demand to see her church certificate!
BUCK: Yes, we'll be outside her office.
CAROL: Oh, how NICE! I can return her crockpot.
LUDWIG: The revolution begins in the lion's den!
LUDWIG: Hey, can our folks set up booths to sell shirts and pins?
BUCK: Sure, I'll get the permit.

At the Tea Party protest

Mar 15, 2010

LUDWIG: Tea Party-ers, Tea Party-ettes! We are here to tell the Democratic Socialist House of Misrepresentatives, that WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!
LUDWIG: Welcome our first speaker, a former Congresswoman and a solid conservative patriot, CAROL GEMINARI!
CAROL: THANK YOU! First, let me-
LUDWIG: Because she knows that this government is a CANCER on our sacred democracy!!
CAROL: Yes, WELL... which is why, today, we must-
LUDWIG: And we're here with her to declare that the people of this country are MAD AS HELL!!
CAROL: Shall I just... talk from back here then?

The lunge

Mar 23, 2010

DEB: You there! Please get your Tea Party folks away from my rose bush!
LUDWIG: It's the atheist Congresswoman! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
LUDWIG: AUGH!!
DEB: Oh my, I think you may've broken your ankle, dear...
LUDWIG: Keep your socialist ObamaCare hands off me!
DEB: OK. Can I call an ambulance?
LUDWIG: Just leave me BE! Let... OW! ... Let the free market do its work!

A man and a dog

Apr 15, 2010

LUDWIG: Hey!! It's the atheist Congresswoman's atheist dog!
LUDWIG: You communist traitor! Keep your hands off my guns! Stop killing babies! We're a Christian nation! Obama = Hitler!!
A pause.
Sound: Pet pet pet

One Nation, Thunder Dog

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