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A topic in 3 comics.

An apology

CAROL: I just want to apologize for calling you an atheist last week, dear.
DEB: Oh, I understand. All's fair, I suppose.

CAROL: You know this next week we're painting you as "hobnobbing with lobbyists".
DEB: CAROL! What lobbyists do I "hobnob" with?

CAROL: Well... ME, Deb. We're hobnobbing right now.
DEB: Oh my, that IS true, isn't it?

CAROL: Yes, Tommy's in the bushes there snapping photos.
DEB: Hi Tommy! ... He's not waving back...

On the way to the protest

BUCK: Carol, this is Ludwig, he's with the Tea Partiers. He'll be introing you at the protest.
CAROL: Thanks for your support.
LUDWIG: I support no one!

BUCK: So we'll open by calling Rep. Geminari an ATHEIST.
CAROL: Oh, will Deb be there?
LUDWIG: Demand to see her church certificate!

BUCK: Yes, we'll be outside her office.
CAROL: Oh, how NICE! I can return her crockpot.
LUDWIG: The revolution begins in the lion's den!

LUDWIG: Hey, can our folks set up booths to sell shirts and pins?
BUCK: Sure, I'll get the permit.

My opponent’s plans

LINDA: Grimm's right. The Repubs are gonna eviscerate us on this.
DEB: Oh, I dunno. Let me call my opponent and see what her plans are...

DEB: Hi Carol! How're YOU? Ha! Yes... Well, EXACTLY... Yes, OF COURSE... Ha! That's what I said! No, I hope so, TOO... Oh, I'd LOVE to! OK dear... talk to you later...

LINDA: Well?
DEB: You were right. On Monday afternoon, Carol will rip into us, right where the poop comes out.

DEB: But the good news is, she sent me fun new pictures of her GRANDKIDS!
LINDA: Comity is so WEIRD...

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