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Press conferences

A topic in 2 comics.

Press conference is now a protest

Feb 14, 2010

BUCK: Change of plans. Your press conference is now gonna be a protest. CAROL: OK. What do I do different?
BUCK: Same speech. You'll just yell more. CAROL: I should probably POINT a lot, too.
BUCK: Yes. Oh, and drop the pantsuit.
BUCK: Protests are strictly business casual. CAROL: "HELLO! I'm Carol GEMINARI! I want to THANK you all for BEING here!"

Press conference

Jan 14, 2010

TOMMY: OK, I have a press conference set up for this afternoon. CAROL: Oh! I LOVE press conferences.
TOMMY: We need to frame the pledge mistake as an attack on religion. CAROL: Let's get some of the local networks there.
TOMMY: I think our first step is painting her as an atheist. CAROL: That K-LDR reporter, his mother hosts a talk show now.
TOMMY: Or at the very least a Unitarian. CAROL: I could host a talk show... "Hello!" "HELLOOOOOO!!"

One Nation, Thunder Dog

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