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Religion

A topic in 2 comics.

Force her to deny it

Jan 17, 2010

CAROL: Now wait, Debbie's not an ATHEIST. She goes to my CHURCH. TOMMY: It doesn't MATTER! Force HER to deny it!
TOMMY: "Why have we never seen Rep. Geminari's CHURCH CERTIFICATE?" CAROL: "Church certificate"?
TOMMY: "Where is the evidence she's not FORGED her church certificate from a foreign Muslim ATHEIST church?" CAROL: No. That's not RIGHT…
CAROL: I think the Muslims call churches "MASKS"... TOMMY: Don't worry, I'll look this all up on Wikipedia before I finalize it.

An outrage

Jan 3, 2010

TOMMY: We need to get out in front of this, Carol! Rep. Geminari's pledge of allegiance "mistake" is an outrage! CAROL: Oh, I don't know…
TOMMY: She omitted "under God", Carol! It fits the "Democrats as Pontius Pilate" narrative! CAROL: She just misread the teleprompter, Tommy.
TOMMY: She is attempting to unravel the basic fabric of Christian decency that holds this country together, Carol! It is as deliberate as it is sinister!
CAROL: Are you sure? She is my sister, maybe I should just call and ASK… TOMMY: I will write this press release with my own blood, Carol!!

One Nation, Thunder Dog

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