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Speeches

A topic in 3 comics.

Ending the protest

Mar 19, 2010

CAROL: ...so we're here today, to tell Rep. Geminari that we won't stand idly while she and her Democrat cronies hijack our beloved nation! Thank you! And God bless America!!!
A pause.
CAROL: So... so that's it. Protest... over. You Tea Partiers can... can go home.
CAROL: Can... can anyone HEAR me?... My God, have I DIED? Am I a GHOST?!

At the Tea Party protest

Mar 15, 2010

LUDWIG: Tea Party-ers, Tea Party-ettes! We are here to tell the Democratic Socialist House of Misrepresentatives, that WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!
LUDWIG: Welcome our first speaker, a former Congresswoman and a solid conservative patriot, CAROL GEMINARI! CAROL: THANK YOU! First, let me-
LUDWIG: Because she knows that this government is a CANCER on our sacred democracy!! CAROL: Yes, WELL... which is why, today, we must-
LUDWIG: And we're here with her to declare that the people of this country are MAD AS HELL!! CAROL: Shall I just... talk from back here then?

The pledge

Dec 30, 2009

LINDA: How's the Congresswoman's talk with the inner-city kids going? GRIMM: Code 85. Her teleprompter's scrambled.
GRIMM: She's leading them in the pledge of allegiance now. LINDA: How's she doing?
DEB: One nation… INNER-CITY KIDS: One nation! DEB: Thunder dog… INNER-CITY KIDS: Thunder dog!
GRIMM: Not great. LINDA: Well… no racial slurs, at least, if we wanna bright-side it.

One Nation, Thunder Dog

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