Think bigger

IRV: Look, let's move past this as just a dog-based fumbling of the pledge of allegiance, OK? JEREMY: But... that's what HAPPENED.
IRV: It's SMALL-BALL. We've got to think BIGGER. It's not a FLUB, it's a FREUDIAN SLIP. She's got a dog OBSESSION... She hates AMERICA... Maybe a dogfighting angle... Ooo, or BESTIALITY!
JEREMY: You're aware there's no proof of ANY of that. IRV: Then you edit some VIDEO, and you MAKE some proof!
JEREMY: OK! I'll see what I can do! IRV: You'll get her having SEX with foreign, terrorist, illegal immigrant DOGS by 5pm, and you'll LIKE IT!