Jeremy the secret blogger

Jeremy Tran works for Irv on The Irv Turner Show. On the side, he runs Here Comes Everything, one of the most popular moderate political blogs, which earns $8.62 a month.

He hopes to change the system from the inside. So far, the system has him editing video of a Congresswoman and some dogs. Buck sent him to film a protest on his own iPhone.

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#22. Government vs. politics

February 16, 2010

JEREMY: Irv, I can't DO this. Editing clips of this Congresswoman, painting her as something she's NOT... I mean, it's just, there's actual, REAL stuff going on in D.C. right now!

JEREMY: Why don't we report on GOVERNMENT, instead of just... POLITICS?
IRV: GOVERNMENT is about oversight hearings and appropriations requests.

IRV: POLITICS is about lying and fucking. It's NOT a hard call.

IRV: Now get back to work. I need video of her making love to a pack of Taliban labradors.

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#25. Doing a remote

February 23, 2010

BUCK: The Tea Partiers are gonna protest Geminari. We should get out there with a camera, get some footage for tonight.
JEREMY: A REMOTE piece! A CREW!

BUCK: No, you go alone. Just take THIS.
JEREMY: This is just my IPHONE...

JEREMY: I'm filming it with THIS? SERIOUSLY? That SUCKS.

BUCK: Fake citizen outrage deserves fake citizen journalism.
JEREMY: Hey, wait... why did you have MY iPhone?

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#30. Filming the protest

March 18, 2010

TEA PARTIER: You with the camera! You some kinda BLOGGER?!
JEREMY: NO! I mean, YES, I am, but I work for the Irv Turner show!

TEA PARTIER: All right, well... Irv's a good man.
JEREMY: He can be, yes. Anyway, I'm here to shoot a remote piece about the protest.

TEA PARTIER: Son, you've got a Flip camera, and no crew. It's not a "remote piece". It's b-roll.
JEREMY: Well, I-

TEA PARTIER: Now get a shot of me with my "Bela Pelosi" poster... Here, I'll pretend to yell...
JEREMY: (sigh) FINE...

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#33. In your backyard

March 21, 2010

JEREMY: Rep. Geminari! I'm with the Irv Turner show, can I have an interview?
DEB: Um... sure.

JEREMY: What's your reaction to this Tea Party protest in your own backyard?
DEB: I respect them. The Constitution gives us the right to assemble.

DEB: And I-- HEY! Those little bastards just trampled my PANSIES! You there with the swastika! MOVE IT!

JEREMY: How do you see the role of the State in citizens' lives?
DEB: If they touch my damn AZALEAS, the State's ROLE is gonna be to kick some libertarian ASS!

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#36. Great footage

April 6, 2010

JEREMY: He screams, then lunges, trips on her dog and falls before he hits her.
IRV: Well, this is great footage.

IRV: But cut out the CONTEXT. Just show him tripping...
JEREMY: But that's the STORY! "Crazy Tea Partier attacks congresswoman"!

IRV: Nonono... the STORY is: FAT GUY trips on CUTE DOG. Ooo, in fact, let's do a retrospective on fat guys falling throughout history.

JEREMY: But... this is a POLITICAL show.
IRV: Fine... POLITICAL fat guys... But work in Jack Black.

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