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Real journalist

Jan 27, 2010

BUCK: OK, kid, we need to edit video of Geminari to make her look like a GAFFE-machine.
JEREMY: Ugh...
BUCK: Yeah, I don't like it either. But my name's not in the title.
JEREMY: Why d'you even WORK on this asshole's show, Buck? You're a real JOURNALIST.
BUCK: Well, at the last paper I was at, I had an editor who won a Pulitzer, and I'll never forget something he once said to me...
JEREMY: What's that?
BUCK: "This newspaper's closing. Find another job."
JEREMY: (Wow... a PULITZER.)
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