One Nation, Thunder Dog

Comics for America

One Nation, Thunder Dog

Comics for America

Comics about speeches

A pledge of allegiance read off a scrambled teleprompter, and a speaker who can’t get a word in at her own rally.

A topic in 3 comicsNewest first Oldest first Most popular

Popularity rank 1 #28. At the Tea Party protest

March 15, 2010

LUDWIG: Tea Party-ers, Tea Party-ettes! We are here to tell the Democratic Socialist House of Misrepresentatives, that WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!

LUDWIG: Welcome our first speaker, a former Congresswoman and a solid conservative patriot, CAROL GEMINARI!
CAROL: THANK YOU! First, let me-

LUDWIG: Because she knows that this government is a CANCER on our sacred democracy!!
CAROL: Yes, WELL... which is why, today, we must-

LUDWIG: And we're here with her to declare that the people of this country are MAD AS HELL!!
CAROL: Shall I just... talk from back here then?

2 views 3

Popularity rank 2 #1. The pledge

December 30, 2009

LINDA: How's the Congresswoman's talk with the inner-city kids going?
GRIMM: Code 85. Her teleprompter's scrambled.

GRIMM: She's leading them in the pledge of allegiance now.
LINDA: How's she doing?

DEB: One nation…
INNER-CITY KIDS: One nation!
DEB: Thunder dog…
INNER-CITY KIDS: Thunder dog!

GRIMM: Not great.
LINDA: Well… no racial slurs, at least, if we wanna bright-side it.

4 views 1

Popularity rank 3 #31. Ending the protest

March 19, 2010

CAROL: ...so we're here today, to tell Rep. Geminari that we won't stand idly while she and her Democrat cronies hijack our beloved nation! Thank you! And God bless America!!!

A pause.

CAROL: So... so that's it. Protest... over. You Tea Partiers can... can go home.

CAROL: Can... can anyone HEAR me?... My God, have I DIED? Am I a GHOST?!

1 view 1

Keep reading

Most popular comics…

The cover of The Complete Roonie the Rabbit, Book 1, beside the open book, with Hot Chocolate the lizard

My other comic, in print

Cute Animals for Flawed People

Roonie the Rabbit is the comic strip I'm drawing these days, and this is its first book: 301 strips about all your little emotional vulnerabilities. Late pledges are open through September.

Custom art

A drawing made just for you

Join my Patreon as an annual member at $100 a year and I'll start on your drawing right away. Exclusive comics come with it.

Commission a drawing