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One Nation, Thunder Dog

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Tommy the strategist

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Popularity rank 6 #34. Out of hand

March 22, 2010

TOMMY: This is out of HAND. A guy is waving a pig fetus, in blackface, with a sign saying "Obama's birth was an inside job".

RAMON: The GUY'S in blackface or the PIG is?
TOMMY: Does it MATTER? We just need to distance ourselves from this protest.

RAMON: We set UP the protest.
TOMMY: No... No, no one can PROVE that. This was technically a GRASSROOTS event. We'll just condemn it.

TOMMY: Twitter a statement, Ramon. And use ALL CAPS.
RAMON: My God... The NUCLEAR OPTION.

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Popularity rank 7 #10. Whither R?

January 19, 2010

TOMMY: FINALLY, we'll have nailed this atheist BITCH to the wall.
RAMON: Yeah... You do know I'M atheist, right?

TOMMY: Are you?
RAMON: I am. I'm GAY, too. For the record.

TOMMY: JESUS. Why are you a REPUBLICAN?
RAMON: Hard to explain. I read an article in the National Review a few years ago that I liked.

RAMON: Now I guess I'm just sort of waiting out all the bullshit.

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Popularity rank 8 #9. Force her to deny it

January 17, 2010

CAROL: Now wait, Debbie's not an ATHEIST. She goes to my CHURCH.
TOMMY: It doesn't MATTER! Force HER to deny it!

TOMMY: "Why have we never seen Rep. Geminari's CHURCH CERTIFICATE?"
CAROL: "Church certificate"?

TOMMY: "Where is the evidence she's not FORGED her church certificate from a foreign Muslim ATHEIST church?"
CAROL: No. That's not RIGHT…

CAROL: I think the Muslims call churches "MASKS"...
TOMMY: Don't worry, I'll look this all up on Wikipedia before I finalize it.

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Popularity rank 9 #8. Press conference

January 14, 2010

TOMMY: OK, I have a press conference set up for this afternoon.
CAROL: Oh! I LOVE press conferences.

TOMMY: We need to frame the pledge mistake as an attack on religion.
CAROL: Let's get some of the local networks there.

TOMMY: I think our first step is painting her as an atheist.
CAROL: That K-LDR reporter, his mother hosts a talk show now.

TOMMY: Or at the very least a Unitarian.
CAROL: I could host a talk show... "Hello!" "HELLOOOOOO!!"

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Popularity rank 10 #20. A damn truck

February 12, 2010

RAMON: The Dems are going "no drama", Tommy.
TOMMY: How hard are they pushing it?

RAMON: They just sent out a picture of her speedwalking.
TOMMY: This is our opening for the church certificate thing. Let's drive a damn TRUCK through it.

RAMON: You get some protestors?
TOMMY: Oh, I might've made a few anonymous posts on a few Glenn Beck fansites.

RAMON: Ugh... TEA PARTIERS?
TOMMY: Yes, Ramon... When you need to take a MOLEHILL and turn it into a MOUNTAIN of batshit... there's just no one better.

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