TOMMY: OK, I have a press conference set up for this afternoon.
CAROL: Oh! I LOVE press conferences.
TOMMY: We need to frame the pledge mistake as an attack on religion.
CAROL: Let's get some of the local networks there.
TOMMY: I think our first step is painting her as an atheist.
CAROL: That K-LDR reporter, his mother hosts a talk show now.
TOMMY: Or at the very least a Unitarian.
CAROL: I could host a talk show... "Hello!" "HELLOOOOOO!!"
