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One Nation, Thunder Dog

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Ramon the press secretary

Ramon is a Republican press secretary who works with Tommy. He is gay, an atheist, and a Republican because of an article he liked in the National Review a few years ago.

He answers the phones. Mostly it’s wrong numbers, and a man who calls every day in support of the penny.

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#10. Whither R?

January 19, 2010

TOMMY: FINALLY, we'll have nailed this atheist BITCH to the wall.
RAMON: Yeah... You do know I'M atheist, right?

TOMMY: Are you?
RAMON: I am. I'm GAY, too. For the record.

TOMMY: JESUS. Why are you a REPUBLICAN?
RAMON: Hard to explain. I read an article in the National Review a few years ago that I liked.

RAMON: Now I guess I'm just sort of waiting out all the bullshit.

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#11. Calls about the pledge thing

January 25, 2010

TOMMY: Have we gotten any calls about the pledge thing? It'd be good to mention that in the press conference.
RAMON: Not really, no.

RAMON: We got a few wrong numbers, plus a guy who calls daily in support of keeping the penny in circulation.

TOMMY: Hmm, might be time to lay down some astroturf.

RAMON: Oh, and AT&T made a very compelling offer to upgrade our DSL service.
TOMMY: I wonder how much is in our budget for manufacturing outrage.

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#20. A damn truck

February 12, 2010

RAMON: The Dems are going "no drama", Tommy.
TOMMY: How hard are they pushing it?

RAMON: They just sent out a picture of her speedwalking.
TOMMY: This is our opening for the church certificate thing. Let's drive a damn TRUCK through it.

RAMON: You get some protestors?
TOMMY: Oh, I might've made a few anonymous posts on a few Glenn Beck fansites.

RAMON: Ugh... TEA PARTIERS?
TOMMY: Yes, Ramon... When you need to take a MOLEHILL and turn it into a MOUNTAIN of batshit... there's just no one better.

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#34. Out of hand

March 22, 2010

TOMMY: This is out of HAND. A guy is waving a pig fetus, in blackface, with a sign saying "Obama's birth was an inside job".

RAMON: The GUY'S in blackface or the PIG is?
TOMMY: Does it MATTER? We just need to distance ourselves from this protest.

RAMON: We set UP the protest.
TOMMY: No... No, no one can PROVE that. This was technically a GRASSROOTS event. We'll just condemn it.

TOMMY: Twitter a statement, Ramon. And use ALL CAPS.
RAMON: My God... The NUCLEAR OPTION.

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