Jeremy the secret blogger

Jeremy Tran works for Irv on The Irv Turner Show. On the side, he runs Here Comes Everything, one of the most popular moderate political blogs, which earns $8.62 a month.

He hopes to change the system from the inside. So far, the system has him editing video of a Congresswoman and some dogs. Buck sent him to film a protest on his own iPhone.

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#2. Big news

December 31, 2009

JEREMY: We could lead with Rep. Geminari flubbing the pledge of allegiance. It's in all the major blogs, sort of big news…
IRV: BLOGS??!

IRV: It's not news until it's on MY TV SHOW, Tran! It's not news until Irv Turner says so!
JEREMY: All right, well, we also have a piece about redistricting.

IRV: OK, we'll lead with this pledge thing. You can inform the Internet that, just this once, I've been gracious enough to legitimize them.

JEREMY: Yes, sir. I'll… Twitter them.
IRV: Oh good, yes, I think they'd like that.

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#13. Real journalist

January 27, 2010

BUCK: OK, kid, we need to edit video of Geminari to make her look like a GAFFE-machine.
JEREMY: Ugh...

BUCK: Yeah, I don't like it either. But my name's not in the title.
JEREMY: Why d'you even WORK on this asshole's show, Buck? You're a real JOURNALIST.

BUCK: Well, at the last paper I was at, I had an editor who won a Pulitzer, and I'll never forget something he once said to me...
JEREMY: What's that?

BUCK: "This newspaper's closing. Find another job."
JEREMY: (Wow... a PULITZER.)

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#14. Credit my blog

January 28, 2010

JEREMY: I was wondering if it'd be possible to credit my BLOG on this story... we actually broke it.
BUCK: What a surprise. You have a blog.

JEREMY: I actually run, "Here Comes Everything". It's one of the most popular moderate political blogs running.
BUCK: Is it? Why do you work here then?

JEREMY: Well, I, uh, hope that by, y'know, working in the mainstream media, I can change the system from the INSIDE.
BUCK: Right. And?

JEREMY: And I only make $8.62 a month from my Google ads.
BUCK: Exactly. I'll credit your blog when it pays for your ProActiv cream, Jeremy.

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#15. Dog-based flubs

January 31, 2010

JEREMY: For the "One Nation, Thunder Dog" piece, I'm editing video to make it seem like Rep. Geminari OFTEN makes dog-based flubs of famous American quotes.

JEREMY: So far, I can make her say "life, liberty and the pursuit of PUPPY mess", "we, the POODLE" and "ask not if your country can pick up POO".

IRV: What about "free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty-"

JEREMY: "...bichon frise at last." Way ahead of you, but she doesn't quote KING much, and she rarely mentions FRENCH breeds.

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#19. Think bigger

February 11, 2010

IRV: Look, let's move past this as just a dog-based fumbling of the pledge of allegiance, OK?
JEREMY: But... that's what HAPPENED.

IRV: It's SMALL-BALL. We've got to think BIGGER. It's not a FLUB, it's a FREUDIAN SLIP. She's got a dog OBSESSION... She hates AMERICA... Maybe a dogfighting angle... Ooo, or BESTIALITY!

JEREMY: You're aware there's no proof of ANY of that.
IRV: Then you edit some VIDEO, and you MAKE some proof!

JEREMY: OK! I'll see what I can do!
IRV: You'll get her having SEX with foreign, terrorist, illegal immigrant DOGS by 5pm, and you'll LIKE IT!

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