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#4. A poll is posted

January 9, 2010

GRIMM: Your unfavorables have gone up FIVE POINTS since the pledge incident.
DEB: There's a POLL up?

GRIMM: A push poll posted.
DEB: A PUSH poll? What people push-poll me?

GRIMM: Oh, PLENTY of people push-poll you. PROGRESSIVE people, POPULIST people-
DEB: PROGRESSIVE people push-poll me?

GRIMM: PRIMARILY progressive people push-poll you.
DEB: PREPOSTEROUS!
LINDA: Hey, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO, let's FOCUS!

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#3. An outrage

January 3, 2010

TOMMY: We need to get out in front of this, Carol! Rep. Geminari's pledge of allegiance "mistake" is an outrage!
CAROL: Oh, I don't know…

TOMMY: She omitted "under God", Carol! It fits the "Democrats as Pontius Pilate" narrative!
CAROL: She just misread the teleprompter, Tommy.

TOMMY: She is attempting to unravel the basic fabric of Christian decency that holds this country together, Carol! It is as deliberate as it is sinister!

CAROL: Are you sure? She is my sister, maybe I should just call and ASK…
TOMMY: I will write this press release with my own blood, Carol!!

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#2. Big news

December 31, 2009

JEREMY: We could lead with Rep. Geminari flubbing the pledge of allegiance. It's in all the major blogs, sort of big news…
IRV: BLOGS??!

IRV: It's not news until it's on MY TV SHOW, Tran! It's not news until Irv Turner says so!
JEREMY: All right, well, we also have a piece about redistricting.

IRV: OK, we'll lead with this pledge thing. You can inform the Internet that, just this once, I've been gracious enough to legitimize them.

JEREMY: Yes, sir. I'll… Twitter them.
IRV: Oh good, yes, I think they'd like that.

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#1. The pledge

December 30, 2009

LINDA: How's the Congresswoman's talk with the inner-city kids going?
GRIMM: Code 85. Her teleprompter's scrambled.

GRIMM: She's leading them in the pledge of allegiance now.
LINDA: How's she doing?

DEB: One nation…
INNER-CITY KIDS: One nation!
DEB: Thunder dog…
INNER-CITY KIDS: Thunder dog!

GRIMM: Not great.
LINDA: Well… no racial slurs, at least, if we wanna bright-side it.

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