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#9. Force her to deny it

January 17, 2010

CAROL: Now wait, Debbie's not an ATHEIST. She goes to my CHURCH.
TOMMY: It doesn't MATTER! Force HER to deny it!

TOMMY: "Why have we never seen Rep. Geminari's CHURCH CERTIFICATE?"
CAROL: "Church certificate"?

TOMMY: "Where is the evidence she's not FORGED her church certificate from a foreign Muslim ATHEIST church?"
CAROL: No. That's not RIGHT…

CAROL: I think the Muslims call churches "MASKS"...
TOMMY: Don't worry, I'll look this all up on Wikipedia before I finalize it.

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#8. Press conference

January 14, 2010

TOMMY: OK, I have a press conference set up for this afternoon.
CAROL: Oh! I LOVE press conferences.

TOMMY: We need to frame the pledge mistake as an attack on religion.
CAROL: Let's get some of the local networks there.

TOMMY: I think our first step is painting her as an atheist.
CAROL: That K-LDR reporter, his mother hosts a talk show now.

TOMMY: Or at the very least a Unitarian.
CAROL: I could host a talk show... "Hello!" "HELLOOOOOO!!"

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#7. My opponent’s plans

January 12, 2010

LINDA: Grimm's right. The Repubs are gonna eviscerate us on this.
DEB: Oh, I dunno. Let me call my opponent and see what her plans are...

DEB: Hi Carol! How're YOU? Ha! Yes... Well, EXACTLY... Yes, OF COURSE... Ha! That's what I said! No, I hope so, TOO... Oh, I'd LOVE to! OK dear... talk to you later...

LINDA: Well?
DEB: You were right. On Monday afternoon, Carol will rip into us, right where the poop comes out.

DEB: But the good news is, she sent me fun new pictures of her GRANDKIDS!
LINDA: Comity is so WEIRD...

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#6. Out in front

January 11, 2010

GRIMM: Congresswoman, we need to get out in FRONT of this!
DEB: I dunno, I think overall things went WELL.

GRIMM: "Well"? You BUTCHERED the pledge of allegiance!
DEB: Well, YES, but APART from that.

GRIMM: Oh, yes, WELL, apart from GENOCIDE, the Jangaweed are a DELIGHT!

DEB: JANGAWEED… should I know what that is? Is it a... WILDFLOWER?
LINDA: Yes. A genocidal wildflower.

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#5. Great faith

January 10, 2010

GRIMM: Ma'am, your opponents will turn this pledge of allegiance slip into a political STAKE through your heart.
DEB: They'll try...

DEB: But people will see THROUGH it. I have a GREAT faith in my constituents' judgement.
GRIMM: You do. Which is a catastrophic liability.

DEB: As well as a strong belief that VOTERS LOVE FACTS!
GRIMM: Despite decades of hard evidence to the contrary.

DEB: The TRUTH will set me free!
GRIMM: Yes... you'll soon be free you from the burden of elected office.

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