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#24. No slumping

February 21, 2010

GRIMM: Now drink your tea, then laugh a little. And sit UP, no SLUMPING.
DEB: But I'm supposed to look RELAXED.

GRIMM: Yes, RELAXED, but not TIRED. Tired means BEATEN. We're not beaten. We're not even PLAYING.
DEB: (sigh)

GRIMM: Now after this, we're going to a street fair in Anacostia.
DEB: Grimm! I need to be at that transportation subcommittee meeting! I want to LEGISLATE!

GRIMM: You'll legislate. But first you'll eat funnel cake.
DEB: I'm gonna get there LATE... Jerry Nadler's gonna take all the PRETZELS...

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#23. How to act at the protest

February 18, 2010

TOMMY: I want to go over how you Tea Partiers ACT at the protest.
LUDWIG: Sir, I don't CONTROL them. They're free to do or say what they want.

TOMMY: CERTAINLY. I'm just talking about FOCUS. I'd hate to have too many messages MUDDLE things.
LUDWIG: Well, I can't promise that. We've got a LOT of problems with this government.

TOMMY: (sigh) OK... I guess my real question is... how RACIST are these signs going to be?
LUDWIG: Oh, not too racist. A few Photoshopped PIMP HATS. That's it.

TOMMY: GOOD, because I'd love it if we could keep it to just... fun, CARTOONISH racism.
LUDWIG: Oh, yes sir. No SWASTIKAS. Well... Bert's coming. Maybe ONE swastika.

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#22. Government vs. politics

February 16, 2010

JEREMY: Irv, I can't DO this. Editing clips of this Congresswoman, painting her as something she's NOT... I mean, it's just, there's actual, REAL stuff going on in D.C. right now!

JEREMY: Why don't we report on GOVERNMENT, instead of just... POLITICS?
IRV: GOVERNMENT is about oversight hearings and appropriations requests.

IRV: POLITICS is about lying and fucking. It's NOT a hard call.

IRV: Now get back to work. I need video of her making love to a pack of Taliban labradors.

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#21. Press conference is now a protest

February 14, 2010

TOMMY: Change of plans. Your press conference is now gonna be a protest.
CAROL: OK. What do I do different?

TOMMY: Same speech. You'll just yell more.
CAROL: I should probably POINT a lot, too.

TOMMY: Yes. Oh, and drop the pantsuit.

TOMMY: Protests are strictly business casual.
CAROL: "HELLO! I'm Carol GEMINARI! I want to THANK you all for BEING here!"

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#20. A damn truck

February 12, 2010

RAMON: The Dems are going "no drama", Tommy.
TOMMY: How hard are they pushing it?

RAMON: They just sent out a picture of her speedwalking.
TOMMY: This is our opening for the church certificate thing. Let's drive a damn TRUCK through it.

RAMON: You get some protestors?
TOMMY: Oh, I might've made a few anonymous posts on a few Glenn Beck fansites.

RAMON: Ugh... TEA PARTIERS?
TOMMY: Yes, Ramon... When you need to take a MOLEHILL and turn it into a MOUNTAIN of batshit... there's just no one better.

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