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#29. A tough Democrat

March 16, 2010

GRIMM: Rep. Geminari, you cannot talk to the Tea Partiers. You'd be ripped to shreds.
DEB: I think you underestimate me.

DEB: I'm a tough cookie. I can handle myself at a protest. What if I just go out there, look them in the eyes...

DEB: And explain to them that the Stimulus Package is not an enormous expansion of government largesse, but an aggregation of temporary projects designed to triage an ailing economy.

GRIMM: They would disembowel you and sell your bloodied pantsuit on eBay.
DEB: But I'd be SHOUTING it... Or at least raising my voice.

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#28. At the Tea Party protest

March 15, 2010

LUDWIG: Tea Party-ers, Tea Party-ettes! We are here to tell the Democratic Socialist House of Misrepresentatives, that WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!

LUDWIG: Welcome our first speaker, a former Congresswoman and a solid conservative patriot, CAROL GEMINARI!
CAROL: THANK YOU! First, let me-

LUDWIG: Because she knows that this government is a CANCER on our sacred democracy!!
CAROL: Yes, WELL... which is why, today, we must-

LUDWIG: And we're here with her to declare that the people of this country are MAD AS HELL!!
CAROL: Shall I just... talk from back here then?

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#27. Avoiding the protest

February 28, 2010

LINDA: OK... Change of plans. Driver, head to the Congresswoman's apartment.
DEB: I... I thought we were going to my office...

LINDA: Your sister is planning a protest there, we're going to turtle at home until it blows over.
DEB: B-but I had a meeting with the AMTRAK CFO!

LINDA: It'll have to wait.
DEB: I don't WANT it to wait! I want to discuss intercity railroad funding initiatives NOW!

DEB: (sigh) We... we were gonna detail a pathway to solvency... (sniff) via an expanded Northeast corridor model...
LINDA: I know, ma'am. I know...

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#26. On the way to the protest

February 25, 2010

TOMMY: Carol, this is Ludwig, he's with the Tea Partiers. He'll be introing you at the protest.
CAROL: Thanks for your support.
LUDWIG: I support no one!

TOMMY: So we'll open by calling Rep. Geminari an ATHEIST.
CAROL: Oh, will Deb be there?
LUDWIG: Demand to see her church certificate!

TOMMY: Yes, we'll be outside her office.
CAROL: Oh, how NICE! I can return her crockpot.
LUDWIG: The revolution begins in the lion's den!

LUDWIG: Hey, can our folks set up booths to sell shirts and pins?
TOMMY: Sure, I'll get the permit.

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#25. Doing a remote

February 23, 2010

BUCK: The Tea Partiers are gonna protest Geminari. We should get out there with a camera, get some footage for tonight.
JEREMY: A REMOTE piece! A CREW!

BUCK: No, you go alone. Just take THIS.
JEREMY: This is just my IPHONE...

JEREMY: I'm filming it with THIS? SERIOUSLY? That SUCKS.

BUCK: Fake citizen outrage deserves fake citizen journalism.
JEREMY: Hey, wait... why did you have MY iPhone?

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