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#34. Out of hand

March 22, 2010

TOMMY: This is out of HAND. A guy is waving a pig fetus, in blackface, with a sign saying "Obama's birth was an inside job".

RAMON: The GUY'S in blackface or the PIG is?
TOMMY: Does it MATTER? We just need to distance ourselves from this protest.

RAMON: We set UP the protest.
TOMMY: No... No, no one can PROVE that. This was technically a GRASSROOTS event. We'll just condemn it.

TOMMY: Twitter a statement, Ramon. And use ALL CAPS.
RAMON: My God... The NUCLEAR OPTION.

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#33. In your backyard

March 21, 2010

JEREMY: Rep. Geminari! I'm with the Irv Turner show, can I have an interview?
DEB: Um... sure.

JEREMY: What's your reaction to this Tea Party protest in your own backyard?
DEB: I respect them. The Constitution gives us the right to assemble.

DEB: And I-- HEY! Those little bastards just trampled my PANSIES! You there with the swastika! MOVE IT!

JEREMY: How do you see the role of the State in citizens' lives?
DEB: If they touch my damn AZALEAS, the State's ROLE is gonna be to kick some libertarian ASS!

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#32. Low profile

March 20, 2010

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#31. Ending the protest

March 19, 2010

CAROL: ...so we're here today, to tell Rep. Geminari that we won't stand idly while she and her Democrat cronies hijack our beloved nation! Thank you! And God bless America!!!

A pause.

CAROL: So... so that's it. Protest... over. You Tea Partiers can... can go home.

CAROL: Can... can anyone HEAR me?... My God, have I DIED? Am I a GHOST?!

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#30. Filming the protest

March 18, 2010

TEA PARTIER: You with the camera! You some kinda BLOGGER?!
JEREMY: NO! I mean, YES, I am, but I work for the Irv Turner show!

TEA PARTIER: All right, well... Irv's a good man.
JEREMY: He can be, yes. Anyway, I'm here to shoot a remote piece about the protest.

TEA PARTIER: Son, you've got a Flip camera, and no crew. It's not a "remote piece". It's b-roll.
JEREMY: Well, I-

TEA PARTIER: Now get a shot of me with my "Bela Pelosi" poster... Here, I'll pretend to yell...
JEREMY: (sigh) FINE...

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